wingardiumlevesque:

harry and teddy?? harry and teddy!!

• harry buys teddy fake wolf ears one time like the joker he is - he claims it’s to celebrate teddy winning his first quidditch game - and teddy throws him for a loop because he actually wears them 
• and then he won’t take them off 
• and for the next two weeks anytime harry’s in their vicinity he’s so pissed because he swears he can hear andromeda muttering ‘you dumb shit look what you’ve done’ but teddy never hears anything and andromeda’s like… the greatest actress on the planet + those words seem so ooc harry can’t prove a thing
  
• teddy gives harry a bunch of lilies for father’s day and calls him old man and harry’s like you idiot, laughing, swatting teddy’s head affectionately 
  
• discreetly wiping away a tear
  
• not discreetly enough bc teddy notices but doesn’t do anything other than smiling gently
  
• everyone’s over at the weasleys’ for lunch and harry’s asks ron to pass the salt and ron goes sure but then teddy swoops in and grabs the shaker, claiming and i quote: ‘nope, no, not this time. you’ve got more than enough of that already.’ 
  
• harry: ‘teddy i don’t have any salt on my food..???’
  
• teddy: ‘mmhm that’s not i meant’
  
• hermione: *poker-faced*
• unrelated but did you know tales of Harry Smart-Mouth Potter were teddy’s bedtime stories whenever she was around
  
• harry refers to teddy as “edward” whenever he does something dumb, like edward, i am very disappointed in your behaviour; you know better
• teddy: ‘don’t call me edward’
• everyone: *screams*
• harry being the chill uncle and teddy calling him a dork almost as often as saying he loves him
• when he’s made Head Boy harry tells teddy that remus and tonks would have been so proud of him, and teddy hugs him and says lily would’ve been proud of you too
• he didn’t know lily personally but harry’s one of the best people on the planet so teddy’s sure of it

• harry potter
• and teddy lupin
• harry potter and teddy lupin