if harry potter characters had social media

bookishable:

harry
— has like a thousand followers on everything but would only follow six people
— what does he post??
— #defeatedvoldemortagain
— probably rants on twitter about the true story and why no one will believe him
— hating on umbridge on ratemyteacher
— really good at roasting people in the comments
— mainly photos of quidditch

ron
— lots of chess games documented
— probably has a normal looking instagram with photos of friends etc
— selfies with the elves from the kitchen
— stories of ‘what’s going on at the burrow?’ on twitter and instagram
— instagram feed is jumbled but somehow works
— also has an orange theme without intending to
— promotes weasley’s wizard wheezes all the time and hermione doesn’t notice because she never looks at her feed

hermione
— probably the least likely to have social media but
— 100% has a bookstagram
— but her photos wouldn’t even be aesthetically pleasing
— campaigning for elf rights over every social media app
— only followed by close friends and even then only because she bribed them
— then follows millions of public figures
— has a study blog
— everyone annoyed by her posts
— schedules weekly posts so even when she’s petrified she can stay active
— tweets about all the ways wizards can improve their approach to things
— makes book recommendation videos on youtube
— as well as the fake galleons, she manages to send private messages through people’s phones to tell everyone when the next DA meeting is

neville
— mainly photos of plants
— username for everything is mimbulusmimbletonia (stole this from someone’s artwork but it’s so perfect)
— lots of photos from dumbledore’s army, documents their progress and how happy he is to be a part of it <33
— but somehow keeps these photos private to not expose them
— sends positive messages on tumblr
— also spreads awareness for #supportharrypotter during seventh year and probably part of the reason he got punished
— figures out a way to let people know via social media that the room of requirement is a safe place without snape or the carrows hearing about these posts

ginny
— bomb selfies
— literally does not care
— doesn’t have a good instagram theme and posts all the time
— writes a hell of a lot, has all the writing apps and uses tumblr to write short stories that are literally so good
— you can stalk all her old photos with boys since she never deletes anything
— posts lots of family adventures once her and harry have children just like james and lily would have done
— really good outfits??
— millions of followers like harry but unlike harry follows a lot of people

luna
— two instagram accounts,, one for the perfect aesthetic photos that are beautifully edited for her theme, the other a complete mess of random facts and stuff like a spam account
— doesn’t post photos of the thestrals or other magical creatures because she respects their privacy and believes them to be too magical to be exposed
— the embodiment of quirky
— has a youtube channel called nargles are behind it

draco
— lowkey good photography
— doesn’t post photos very often if at all
— only really uses social media to complain about potter and brag about his new broomstick
— #myfatherwillhearaboutthis
— fashion model

dean
— has an art instagram account which has like 50k followers
— personal account dedicated to friends and football
— support harry potter messages
— also posts about gryffindor quidditch a lot

weasley twins
— would run a weasley’s wizard wheezes business account on facebook or instagram
— their separate accounts aren’t even that similar
— fred posts all the time, updating hogwarts on their newest prank or product
— george posts less often, but his posts usually always contain some clever joke

arthur weasley
— muggle technology discoveries
— posts photos of his plug and battery collections on instagram
— CARS
— snapchat overuse to the point where it is lovably annoying

dumbledore
— probably only uses twitter
— cryptic lessons and messages that make no sense
— “mr filch has asked me to remind you that the third floor corridor is out of bounds to any who do not wish to die a most painful death… lol there’s a giant killer dog there go check it out”
— goes live during all speeches in the great hall and these are kept in an archive in case you missed the feast because you and your flying car were being beaten up by a tree
— or if you got your nose broken
— or if you didn’t show up for the year because you’re following his (lack of advice) and have gone camping
— #fiftypointstogryffindor
— this hashtag is posted at random intervals throughout the year for no apparent reason